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To the tune of:

Charlie Daniels Band: Devil Went Down to Georgia


Ode to PvP

Marius went down to Britain
He was lookin' for a newb to kill
He was full of pride
Making comments left and right
And he was willin' to start a fight

When he came across Henna
Scribing some scrolls (looking real hot!)
Marius got down of his 'sidian steed
And said girl let me tell you what

I guess you didn't know it
but I'm a P-v-P'er too
And if you care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you

Now you make a pretty good PvP'er girl
But give Marius his due
I'll bet a bag of gold
Against your soul
'Cause I think I'm better than you

The girl said my name's Henna
And it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet
And you're gonna regret
'Cause I'm the best there's ever been

Henna poison up your bow and PvP that guy real hard
Cause hell's broke loose in Britain and Marius deals the cards
And if you win you get this bag full of shiny gold
But if you lose Marius gets your soul.

Then Marius opened up his spellbook
And he said I'll start this show
And fire flew from his fingertips
As he buffed up, ready to go

Then he spoke Necro words from his lips
And it made an evil hiss
And a band of undead were summoned in
And it sounded something like this

When Marius had finished
Henna said well you're pretty good old son
But just sit down in that chair right there
And let me show you how it's done

She threw potions of explosion,
Run Marius, run
Then she paralysed him, just for fun,
Marius complained his connection was slow,
Ciara watched the whole fight,
Scott did too.

Marius made a death cry
Because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that bag of cold
On the ground at Henna's feet

Henna said, Marius just come on back
If you ever wanna try again
I done told you once you son of a bitch
I'm the best there's ever been

She threw potions of explosion,
Run demons, run
Then she paralysed Marius, just for fun,
Marius complained his connection was slow,
Ciara watched the whole fight,
Scott did too.

[Instrumental to end]

True story!

-M

Oh oh oh, this has got to be one of the funniest things I have ever read. ROFL! Thank you Marius, I needed that laugh.

Funny thing though.... I don't recall actually recieving a bag of gold. I guess you owe me quite a bit.

hehe oh my goodness, I'm sorry I missed this.
I bet it was quiet a show.

Good Job Henna
~Bronwyn~

*salutes to Marius* I don't think that this could of been a better rewrite...... Good job Marius