thoughts
Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2004 2:22 pmDo not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a
leaky tire.
It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your
neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our ass... then things get worse.
There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Everyone seems normal until you get to know them
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a
leaky tire.
It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your
neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our ass... then things get worse.
There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Everyone seems normal until you get to know them