Retrosexuals

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Retrosexuals

Postby ShadowStone on Fri Apr 23, 2004 5:06 pm

This is pretty funny, check it out.

http://www.insanepictures.com/jk.shtml?2561.htm
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Postby Raiden Stydoran on Fri Apr 23, 2004 6:31 pm

A Retrosexual is allowed to seek professional help for major mental stress such as drug/alcohol addiction, death of your entire family in a freak treechipper accident, favorite sports team being moved to a different city, favorite bird dog expiring, etc. You are NOT allowed to see a shrink because Daddy didn't pay you enough attention. Daddy was busy DEALING WITH IT. When you screwed up, he DEALT with you.
This is why I think most psychiatrists are useless. But they get their 100 bucks and hour so why not just let a cry baby think nothing is their fault and to blame others. Oh and here's your prescription for pills you don't need either.
A Retrosexual man doesn't immediately look to sue someone when he does something stupid and hurts himself. We understand that sometimes in the process of doing things we get hurt and we just DEAL WITH IT !
Haha. If only this were still true. Pretty soon a play park for kids will only have grass since a city wouldn't be able to afford the risk that a kid could get hurt on a swing or whatever.
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Postby Joram Lionheart on Fri Apr 23, 2004 10:05 pm

Raiden Stydoran wrote:
A Retrosexual is allowed to seek professional help for major mental stress such as drug/alcohol addiction, death of your entire family in a freak treechipper accident, favorite sports team being moved to a different city, favorite bird dog expiring, etc. You are NOT allowed to see a shrink because Daddy didn't pay you enough attention. Daddy was busy DEALING WITH IT. When you screwed up, he DEALT with you.
This is why I think most psychiatrists are useless. But they get their 100 bucks and hour so why not just let a cry baby think nothing is their fault and to blame others. Oh and here's your prescription for pills you don't need either.


That's what people want, though. They want the symptoms to go away but curing the disease? That's just too much work and time consuming. 'Just gimme some pills to take care of that, doc, I'll be ok.'
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man I need an aspirin

Postby Ashuuk on Sat Apr 24, 2004 6:04 pm

Heterosexual man with large hangover in dire need of aspirin , tylenol , or motrin.... anyone not so heterosexual got one for me?? :D
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