The World of Dreams

*DING* You're not sick anymore, but the symptoms will stick around twice as long as they otherwise would have (Sorry)

I wish more people were online right now *Glares specifically at admins, and taps his foot*

*Bang* Immediately everyone shows up online, including the admins, but now you lost power to your house.

I wish I could get a great nights sleep of at least 10 hours.

Wish granted! You are able to sleep 10 hours each night for all time zone starting from Asia, Middle East, Europe, US... etc., forever asleep.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.

*poof* you don't have to work tomorrow, but you never get another day off

I wish someone had made a waypoint file for UOCartographer

*poof* way point file created but now uoam is the only map that works with WoD.

I wish I had a magical lawyer to make an uncorruptible wish.

*Blammo* you have him, but he makes the wish himself on another forum, and chooses not to consult you about it

I wish I had more mtn dew

*kaching* you now have more mountain dew but it's a new liver and onion flavored prototype.

I wish I had the will to wake get out of bed right now.

*yawn* you finally get out of bed but the mattress is stuck to your back now.

I wish that I could make money doing something that I love.

*Boom* you can now make money doing what you love but it's virtual currency and worth nothing.

I wish I had a sandwich

*snap* You have a sandwich. In fact, you're six months pregnant with it. Time for the last ultrasound. Ooh it's pastrami with melted Swiss! Okay today's the big day. Looks like you need an emergency c-section! Your umbilical is wrapped around the bread! Yay it's a healthy pastrami on toasted white bread covered in blood and guts. NOW EAT IT!

I wish I could play UO on my phone.