Steve Irwin: Croc Hunter

• dives through the tall grass*
  

"Woo! I got one! E's a beaut aint e! Look at the mahkings, just gorgeous! Now this little guy, he's a North Britain Newbie Killer. Extremely poisonous! One bite from this guy and it's all over!"

• snake wiggles and goes for Steve's nose*
  

"Whoa! Didya see that! It's okay little fella, I ain't gonna hurtya."

• squeezes snake behind the head to open it's mouth, snake looks extremely upset by this, and wiggles around fiercely*
  

"Now here we see his teeth. He uses these huge long fangs to tear through thigh boots, even studded leather, and sometimes even platemail! During mating season the adult male..."

• turns snake over and pokes at its belly*
  

"Now wait a second, it's very difficult to tell the difference between boy snakes and girl snakes. First you have to..."

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"Ow! Crikeys! He got me!"

• snake is hanging from Steve's face with its fangs embedded in his left nostril*
  

• Steve less than gently pries the snake off his nose*
  

• the camera comes in for a closup of Steve's bloody nostril*
  

"Oh, that really hurts!"

• Steve's wife narrates: "Steve has been bitten by one of Britain's deadliest reptiles. Luckily, Steve has been bitten so many times by these snakes, that his blood has become a powerful anti-venom, and the main ingredient in greater cure potions. A bite like this would have killed any other man by now, but Steve will just become disoriented."*
  

"We'll just release the little guy back into the wild."

• Steve carefully places the snake back down on the edge of some tall grass and jumps backwards away as he releases it.*
  

• Steve smiles at the camera for another closeup of his bloody face.*
  

"Wow. He was a fiesty one!"

• Steve wipes the blood off his nose, smearing it up his arm.*
  

"Let's go find another one!"

• Quick edit: Now Steve is surrounded by sand and cacti*
  

"Now here in the desert surrounding the Compassion Shrine, we can see some very large rock and fire lizards. Beautiful creatures, very dangerous!"

• Steve looks behind him as the camera focuses on a fire lizard, minding its own business*
  

• Steve takes off at a run and begins to chase the creature*
  

• The fire lizard, normally a dangerously aggressive reptile sees Steve and gets a look in his eye like "Oh no! Not that guy again!" and runs like heck!*
  

• Steve takes a flying leap, tackling the lizard, rolls over a few times in the sand and briefly disappears in a fireball.*
  

• The camera zooms in for a closeup, as Steve emerges with his arms full of struggling fire lizard. Steve's body is blackened with soot, his shorts are on fire, and his hair is smoking.*
  

"Woo! I got one! E's a beaut aint e! Look at the mahkings, just gorgeous!"

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