Zanzabar, please don't be pretentious.
Assumption only leads to disappointment. Disappointment leads to getting upset.
Being upset leads to flaming.
And Flaming is the Dark Side.
But seriously, I don't appreciate you overtaking the competition I started, and I especially don't find you naming yourself the winner very fair, whether it was meant in a humourous way or not. Please, in future, I would dearly like it if you could try to refrain from doing so.
The winner of this competition will be announced in time, but as people keep coming up with things, I'm keeping it open. You are welcome to post more than once, as you come up with ideas. Feel free to make them as humourous as you like, but be careful with making them an "insult", because as I really don't mind you doing so, I don't want this to become an exercise in slander. There's enough of it already. In short, keep it tasteful.
To clarify: I'm not changing my name; the point of the exercise is to take a humourous jab at my "the Black" title, since I'm the only one (to my knowledge) that tries to have a title, despite it being a naming 'rule' not to do so.
Secretly, I figure that if I stick around long enough, I might get it as a present. Leave me to my ignorant dreams and delusions!
Keep posted on this thread for any developments. You never know, I might want Marius the Black jingles next!
- Marius the Egoist
Loves Talking About Himself